What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:10
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
How do you identify a woman player?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
What do you like about McDonald's?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.